Tan fat looks better than white


One of the many lessons my aunt, Fifi, taught me. Others include how to make a very dry martini, how to tinkle like a lady in the ocean, how to drive very fast in a convertible and not muss your hair, and how to eat a baked potato (both sour cream and butter.) And the most important lesson—how to live a happy life despite not being able to divorce your wife-beating husband.